Help!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, how come I have to title them? Titles suck. They are hard to come up with and if you choose the wrong one your art becomes totally and irredeemably lame. Seriously. And the worst part about titles is that I am horrible at coming up with them. The only thing I have ever titled well is my grocery list. Guess what the title is. "Groceries," that's it. My lack of imagination in this area has usually resulted in me just choosing one title for a whole group of images/sculptures, and it is usually only one word. This has become a pretty reliable way of getting over this hurdle. That is, until tonight. I put all these photos up and looked at them and looked at them again, and I was at a total loss. It was going to be "Dog Days of May," but then I added cows. How the hell do cows fit in? And then it was going to be something clever about animals but then I added hands. Hands? Animals don't have hands! So this is where you come in. Please title this post for me. Please...